Things Elizabeth do not understand: Part I

A list of things which I cannot understand – Yes, yes, feel free to do whatever floats your boat as long as you are not hurting another human being physically / emotionally / mentally. (My opinions shouldn't sway what you believe in – Unless you are wrong)

1. People who wear A&F / Hollister T-shirts.
2. People who pop the collars of their polo shirts. 
3. People who wear sunglasses indoors.
4. People who talk too much
5. Why is Romeo & Juliet is the ~greatest love story~

On a side note, I am looking into learning Elvish.

I am really impressed and amazed by Tolkien's creations – It is so extremely detailed.